The adventure of a lifetime, Would you try this?
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Now here’s a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital.

d.. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, ‘It is a cultural thing; you wouldn’t understand.’

g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country’s national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j.. Demand a local country driver licence or national insurance number equivalent.

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .

l… Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..

n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck !! You’ll soon be dead.

It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK , US, Ireland, NZ, Canada or Australia , because we are run by soft, politically-correct politicians that are too scared to ‘offend’ anyone.

You established your point very well.

There is little one can do to refute your point, furthermore, except to balance the situation.

USA, Britain, and Australia invaded Iraq illegally, killing over a million innocent people. Like a lynch mob they attacked this country, assuring the world that they were only there to find WMD.
They found none. Ooops! They stayed anyway, apparently not ’scared to offend’ anyone.

That was not politically correct, surely?. In fact it is very, very incorrect in my view. The political leaders of these countries are clearly war criminals, wouldn’t you say? I wonder what the local people feel about it.

Does Afghanistan welcome our warriors, I wonder? Are they satisfied with the behaviour of their ‘visitors’?

That being said, I do not approve of many of our immigrants’ behaviour any more than you do.

The English-speaking culture you support so adroitly is hardly guiltless, surely? The English, e.g., for a long time, had the audacity to ‘adventurously’ colonise sovereign nations.
Have you not heard? How was their behaviour, I wonder? Approve ?

When people are in a country that is their host, their behaviour is frequently awful.

Whether it is, e.g., because the visitors use cluster bombs and kill many of the local residents, or behave, as individuals, in the manner you have so well demonstrated, humans often treat their host nation disgracefully !

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11 Comments for 'The adventure of a lifetime, Would you try this?'

  1.  
    fuAL'mE
    September 22, 2009 | 9:22 pm
     

    True dat.
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    mikey
    September 22, 2009 | 10:10 pm
     

    I agree.
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    tommo9
    September 22, 2009 | 10:34 pm
     

    Don’t forget – murder your sister for talking to a local.
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  4.  
    Tom H
    September 22, 2009 | 10:52 pm
     

    I couldn’t have said it better myself! And they say woman shouldn’t run the world! lol
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  5.  
    mconnor1990
    September 22, 2009 | 11:11 pm
     

    yes you are totally correct about the UK not so sure about the others
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  6.  
    emma.
    September 22, 2009 | 11:35 pm
     

    True.
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  7.  
    Brandy
    September 22, 2009 | 11:50 pm
     

    You hit the nail on the head with this one. This is so true it is sad. Makes you wonder…
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  8.  
    Take a Seat
    September 22, 2009 | 11:55 pm
     

    i agree, this has to be the best question ever on here
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  9.  
    Hypocrite
    September 23, 2009 | 12:39 am
     

    "Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense."

    Most people who are here in the UK are here legally. We invited them. The illegal immigrants have no real rights to the things you are lampooning.
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  10.  
    Ian E
    September 23, 2009 | 1:09 am
     

    You established your point very well.

    There is little one can do to refute your point, furthermore, except to balance the situation.

    USA, Britain, and Australia invaded Iraq illegally, killing over a million innocent people. Like a lynch mob they attacked this country, assuring the world that they were only there to find WMD.
    They found none. Ooops! They stayed anyway, apparently not ’scared to offend’ anyone.

    That was not politically correct, surely?. In fact it is very, very incorrect in my view. The political leaders of these countries are clearly war criminals, wouldn’t you say? I wonder what the local people feel about it.

    Does Afghanistan welcome our warriors, I wonder? Are they satisfied with the behaviour of their ‘visitors’?

    That being said, I do not approve of many of our immigrants’ behaviour any more than you do.

    The English-speaking culture you support so adroitly is hardly guiltless, surely? The English, e.g., for a long time, had the audacity to ‘adventurously’ colonise sovereign nations.
    Have you not heard? How was their behaviour, I wonder? Approve ?

    When people are in a country that is their host, their behaviour is frequently awful.

    Whether it is, e.g., because the visitors use cluster bombs and kill many of the local residents, or behave, as individuals, in the manner you have so well demonstrated, humans often treat their host nation disgracefully !
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  11.  
    Quizard
    September 23, 2009 | 1:48 am
     

    Very true. How long before people wake up and realise this is not the same country we were born into.
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